Australian Lingo
australian lingo
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One in the departure lounge: The need to defecate imminently.
Picasso Arse: A woman, whose panties are too small for her, so she looks like she has four buttocks.
Salad Dodger: An overweight person.
Sperm Wail or Spuphemism: A verbal outburst made during the male orgasm.
Starfish Trooper or Arsetronaut: A homosexual.
Swamp Donkey: A deeply unattractive woman.
Tart Fuel or Bitch Piss: Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
Titanic: A woman who goes down first time out.
Todger Dodger: A lesbian.
Up on blocks: Menstruating or otherwise out of action, like a car in a garage. "I don't thin I'm in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks."
Vagina Decliner: A homosexual.
X-Piles: Unwanted visitors from Uranus.
Airplane Blonde: One who has bleached or dyed her hair blonde but still has a black box.
Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.
Badly Packed Kebab: A term for the female genitalia.
Beaver Leaver: A homosexual.
Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at three in the morning.
Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise,
even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Bone of Contention: A hard-on that causes an argument, e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.
Breaking The Seal: Your first piss in the pub, usually after two hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Bruce Lee: An erect nipple.
Budgie's Tongue, Small Man In A Boat, or Tongue Punchbag: The female erection.
Double Bass: A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.
Drink Link: A modern term, for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze cruise...>
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One in the departure lounge: The need to defecate imminently.
Picasso Arse: A woman, whose panties are too small for her, so she looks like she has four buttocks.
Salad Dodger: An overweight person.
Sperm Wail or Spuphemism: A verbal outburst made during the male orgasm.
Starfish Trooper or Arsetronaut: A homosexual.
Swamp Donkey: A deeply unattractive woman.
Tart Fuel or Bitch Piss: Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
Titanic: A woman who goes down first time out.
Todger Dodger: A lesbian.
Up on blocks: Menstruating or otherwise out of action, like a car in a garage. "I don't thin I'm in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks."
Vagina Decliner: A homosexual.
X-Piles: Unwanted visitors from Uranus.
Airplane Blonde: One who has bleached or dyed her hair blonde but still has a black box.
Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.
Badly Packed Kebab: A term for the female genitalia.
Beaver Leaver: A homosexual.
Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at three in the morning.
Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise,
even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Bone of Contention: A hard-on that causes an argument, e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.
Breaking The Seal: Your first piss in the pub, usually after two hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Bruce Lee: An erect nipple.
Budgie's Tongue, Small Man In A Boat, or Tongue Punchbag: The female erection.
Double Bass: A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.
Drink Link: A modern term, for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze cruise...>
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