There is a reason why God created mirrors...
"Nobody is taking my Nissan Sentra!! Not this time,buddy!!"
"Dead baby in stuffed animal...Aisle 9.!."
"Am I dressed like a stripper again?, no babe...no seriously i'm not -what would make you think that??"
Mythical Beast sited....."The Dreadlock white boy" watch out!!!
This mythical creature may ensnare you in a drum circle, talk about his ever increasing bootleg collection of Phish concerts on DATs,his 15 attempts at hiking the appalachian trail, and his views on 9/11,Bush,Perot, and how if Ralph nader was president the world would be a better place. Also you may end up killing yourself after hearing him talk endlessly in that suburban voice ending everything in "y'know??"
Another mythical creature, "the Ghetto Leopard"...only thought to be in comic books but once seen do not confront..may want to have a conversation about how they're better than other folks or how hard there life is..
Most likely will think you are racist, etc,etc..